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i'm a little too tired to type my own entry right now. so i copied and pasted an email i got from drew. well, here it is, enjoy. ♥:
hello,
did you know? did you know? did you know? did you know? that is a song.
just sing it. the words are easy to remember. maybe i will record this
song. do you make up songs internally and not realize how dumb they
sound until you sing them? that happens to me sometimes. i will be
walking around the house and start singing "t-shirt time. t-shirt time.
t-shirt time." or something. that is what my life is like.
so, i thought i would email you to show you some crap i found on the
internet. i pasted in all those links last time about reviews of my
book but i left one out. my book "toothpaste for dinner" is a booksense
notable pick for january 2006. here is a picture of that.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/press-booksense.jpg
now it's picture time. wait, no, it's not picture time! it's baby time!
WHAT TIME IS IT???? BABY TIME!!!!!
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/baby-time.jpg YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT
IS!!!!!
i can't believe i didn't get a clock. but that is the least of my
worries at this point. right now i am concerned about "what kind of
animal is this". http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/mystery-animal.jpg
- i like this animal. i am sure it is some kind of wombat, or something
related to a koala, or wallaby, or something like that. one of those
animals from rocko's modern life, anyway.
a while ago i sent out a mailing list about sloths. here is another
picture of a sloth. http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/spotsloth.jpg -
it is just a sloth. sloths are the lowriders of the animal kingdom. if
we get old enough maybe we'll see them evolve "ground effects", you
know, that neon crap under cars. when i was growing up out east of
cincinnati, lowriders and neon were huge. really super huge. all of the
local teenagers/ne'er-do-wells would congregate in the parking lot of a
strip mall.
the anchor store at that strip mall is "bigg's", which i don't know how
to explain to you except to say that it is like wal-mart except it
started in france. anyway, at bigg's, these dudes would just drive
around and around the parking lot with their bass turned up and their
neon on. but only on friday and saturday night. they never got chased
away, maybe they always ended up buying a bunch of crap at bigg's once
they got tired of circling the parking lot, so the store let them do
what they wanted. "hey, man, i'm getting tired of cruising around with
the bass on. let's go buy some cheap dress shirts from that store that
uses non-union labor and makes you bag your own groceries."
anyway, here is a tree. attention! tree!
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/attention-tree.jpg
and finally, here is my favorite jpeg of the week. i just found this on
the livejournal picture generator.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/dilbertdilbert15is.gif - i don't
know who made it or why they made it, but i like it.
if you want to check out the livejournal picture generator, it is
pretty sweet. go to
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/livejournal-pictures.php . it is not
safe to look at if you are at work, cause sometimes people put bizarre
stuff on their livejournals, but it is pretty fun to look at. and
refresh. over and over again. over and over and over and over and F5 F5
F5 F5 F5
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5,
drew
p.s. some friends of mine, "electric president", just put out an album.
everyone compares them to death cab for cutie, but i think these guys
are better. here is their address.
http://radicalface.com/6928/22173.html
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